One.Night.At.McCools.2001.XviD.AC3.CD2-WAF

그러다 일이 잘못되기 시작했어요

 

뭐예요?

 

우리 역사가 이뤄질 곳이지

 

가자구

 

우리 집이야

 

딴데 가면 안될까요?

 

왜 딴곳을 가나?

 

여기 모든게 있다구!

 

최고의 음향 시스템

 

뜨거운 욕조, 수영장...

 

자 우리의 은신처로 들어가자구

 

드라이브나 좀 더 하면 안될까요?

 

이 차는 저를 정말 흥분시켜요!

 

문 열어놓을테니 들어오라구
알았지?

 

그렉?

 

그렇지!

 

젠장!

 

그렉?

 

그렉?

 

그렉!!!

 

랜디!

 

길을 제대로 찾을 줄 알았지

 

정말 좋은 집이네요

 

당신이 형편없는 놈이라는게
아쉽네요

 

음담패설을 해보자 이거지

 

알았어요
얘기나 좀 해요

 

밑에 내려가서
뭐나 좀 마실까요?

 

더 좋은 생각이 있어
얘기는 나중에 하자구

 

쌍년!

 

이리와, 가만 있어!

 

저리 가!

 

하하!

 

나쁜 년

 

거칠게 해보자 이거지?

 

놀아보자 이거지?

 

거칠게 놀아보자구

 

헉!

 

맙소사
믿을 수가 없군

 

어떻게 된 거야?

 

당신이 가는 곳마다
시체가 널부러져 있군

 

DVD 챙겨요

 

DVD 챙기라니까!

 

안가져 갈래

 

왜?

 

글쎄...
이래선 안될것 같아

 

다른건 괜찮구?

 

사람이 죽어 있기 전까진 괜찮았지

 

당신 만나기 전엔
사람 죽은거 구경도 못했다구

 

이사람이 날 덮치려고 했다구

 

그래도 괜찮아?

 

DVD나 챙겨요!

 

안가져 갈꺼야!

 

당신은 이런 집에서
살고 싶지 않아?

 

1등급 가족 극장 시스템에

 

DVD를 포함해서?

 

커다란 TV는 이미 챙겼다구

 

TV는 챙겼다면서 DVD는
왜 안된다는거야? 난 DVD를 원해

 

TV는 이미 차에 가져다 놨거든

 

옷도 이렇게 차려 입고

 

빌어먹을 보석도 걸쳤는데

 

밥도 제대로 못얻어 먹고

 

DVD도 못가져 가다니

 

전 TV는 상관 없었어요

 

어차피 쥬얼을 행복하게
해주려던 것 뿐이니까

 

결국 DVD는 못가져 온거군

 

한 변호사가
변사체로 발견되었습니다...

 

그런 호화 저택에 들어가서
빈손으로 나왔다는게 믿어지지 않아

 

바닥에 있던 시체는 벌써 잊었나?

 

잊어버린건 아니지만
그 사람 얘기하는거 아니잖아?

 

그 사람의 물건에
대해서 애기하는 중이야

 

값나가는 물건이 아주 많았는데

 

니가 겁쟁이만 아니었어두...

 

뭐라구?

 

그러니까 내가 겁쟁이라는 거야?

 

그래. 정확히 표현하면 그래

 

그래, 차라리 겁쟁이가 낫지
그럼 넌 뭔데?

 

겁쟁이랑 살고있는 여자지

 

오래가진 않을 걸

 

그래 오래가진 않을 거야
난 의지할수 있는 진짜 남자가 필요해

 

너처럼 겁쟁이 말구

 

누가 오셨네

 

그 경찰이군!

 

그 집에서 훔쳐온 물건들이
널부려져 있지 않은게
다행이라고 생각지 않아?

 

천재야

 

- 안녕하세요
- 안녕하세요

 

맥쿨 사건이 종료되었다고
말씀드리려구요

 

무죄로 판명되셨습니다

 

다만 불법무기 소지혐의가 있는데...

 

방어용이었겠죠?

 

고마워요

 

괜찮으십니까, 부인?

 

예

 

눈가에 멍이 드셨군요

 

네?

 

사고가 좀 있었어요

 

사고요?

 

부인과 얘기 좀 해도 되겠습니까?

 

물론이죠

 

단둘이...

 

예

 

쥬얼이 경찰과 얘기하게 되서
다행이라고 생각했다

 

그녀는 경찰들을 다룰 줄 알았으니까

 

그들을 따돌리는데
재주가 있었다

 

무슨 일이 있었는지
얘기를 안하시는군요

 

아무 일도 없었으니까요

 

보통 이런 가정폭력사건에 있어서

 

우리는 가택 추방을 명령합니다

 

가정폭력사건이라니요?!

 

검사에게 가서
집행명령을 받아오겠소

 

당신은 이 사유지에
들어올 수 없다는 뜻이요

 

이건 내 집이예요!

 

문제가 해결될 때까지 부인의
100야드 반경이내에 접근 금지요

 

부인은 아니예요!

 

그것 참 안됐군요. 부인이었다면
권리가 좀 더 있었을 텐데

 

그냥 떠나라고요?

 

당신을 체포해야 할 지도 모릅니다

 

그럴리가요!

 

그녀와 애기 좀 할 수 있을까요?

 

적당한 시기가 아니라고 봅니다

 

그녀가 무슨 말을 했는지 모르지만

 

사실이 아니라구요

 

아세요?

 

이봐, 쥬얼
잠깐만 나와봐

 

아직 불법무기 소지 혐의도
남아 있습니다

 

이런!

 

쥬얼!

 

내가 때린 게 아니라고
말 좀 해봐

 

내가 아무짓도 안했다구 말야

 

무력을 사용하게 하지 마세요

 

쥬얼!

 

쥬얼!

 

믿을 수가 없었죠

 

그녀에게 정말 화가 나서
폭발할 지경이었어요

 

애기를 듣고보니
완벽한 여자는 아니었구만

 

완벽하지 않다구요?!

 

그녀는 순수하고
예민한 꽃과 같았어

 

그녀를 보호하고 싶었지

 

하지만 다른 남자와 살고 있었잖나

 

그 쓰레기 같은 놈?
그놈에겐 과분하지

 

그럼 자네는?

 

몰라

 

오, 찰리

 

난 그녀에게 마음을 빼앗겨 버렸어

 

내 모든 생각은 그녀 뿐이었지

 

안개속을 걷는 기분이었네

 

사람들이 얘길 해도

 

나에겐 들리지가 않았어

 

그레고리 파터 스프래들링

 

랙스데일
허쉬 & 클라인의 변호사입니다

 

무슨 일을 했지?

 

하다니오?

 

직업말야

 

변호사요
렉스데일, 허쉬 & 클라인의

 

이거 말이 안되는데

 

왜 DVD는 남겨두고
TV를 가져 갔을까?

 

불쌍하군

 

내 머릿속을 스치는건

 

그녀 생각 뿐이었어

 

괜찮으십니까, 부인?

 

예

 

멍이 좀 드셨는데요

 

부인과 얘기 좀 해도 될까요?

 

조심해

 

왜 그래, 찰리?

 

왜 하느님은 내것이 아닌

 

여자에게
이런 감정이 생기게 하셨을까

 

때로는 잠시 떨어져 있는게
도움이 될 수 있어요

 

제가 해결하겠습니다

 

전 집에 있어도 되는거죠?

 

일시 가택 추방은...
90일입니다

 

영원히 내쫓으려면요?

 

변호사가 필요할겁니다

 

아는 분 있으세요?

 

네. 아는 변호사 있어요

 

그녀가 전화한 거군요?

 

그래요
제가 한 게 아닙니다

 

랜디와 문제가 좀 있다고 말하길래

 

제가 도움이 될수 있겠다고 생각했죠

 

그래서 동료 변호사 한명을
소개해줬죠

 

사실은,
전에도 한명 소개시켜줬는데...

 

그랙이요
얼마전 살해당한...

 

어쨋든, 그녀는 카렌과 나 사이에
문제가 있다는 걸 알더군요

 

문제가 있었나요?

 

그렇다고 할 수 있죠

 

성생활 문제인가요?

 

음... 굳이 분류하자면 그렇죠

 

카렌 잘못은 아닙니다

 

그럼 당신이 문제로군요?

 

아마도...
카렌이 문제인가 봐요

 

그래서...
그녀와 관계를 했나요?

 

그래요

 

지금 원해?
변호사 소년?

 

네! 네! 제발!

 

오, 이런!

 

오, 이런!

 

오, 이런!

 

왜 그래

 

왜 멈추는거야?

 

왜?

 

부탁이 있어...

 

뭐든지 말만 해
뭐든지!

 

법적 자문이 필요해...

 

알았어!

 

알았어!

 

- 뭐라구?
- 알았어요!

 

원해?
맘에 들어?

 

도와줄꺼지?

 

- 뭐든지!
- 말해봐!

 

법적 자문을 해드릴께요

 

- 말해!
- 법적 자문을 해드릴께요!

 

말... 해!!!

 

법적 자문을 해드릴께요!!!

 

후!!

 

- 그녀가 채찍질을 했군요?
- 그래요

 

- 채찍으로?
- 예

 

그게 좋았나요?

 

예

 

난 그녀의 집앞에서
많은 시간을 보냈지

 

내 의도가 얼마나 순수해는지 알면
스토킹이 아니었다는걸 알꺼야

 

안녕하세요

 

안녕하세요

 

난 그녀를 보기위해
갖은 구실을 만들어냈지

 

제 친구가
도와줄 수 있다고 하던데요

 

오, 고마워요

 

조금만 일찍 알았더라면
좋았을텐데

 

다른 변호사와
이미 접촉중이예요

 

그러시다면...

 

아뇨, 제 변호사에게
필요없다고 말하죠 뭐

 

변호사들이라는게

 

돈 쥐어 짜낼 궁리만 하는 놈들이죠

 

그래요

 

저... 그럼...

 

예?

 

저녁식사를 준비중이었는데...

 

특별히 준비한건 없지만...
같이 드실래요?

 

그건 분명 신의 손길이었네

 

무슨 말이지?

 

그순간 나는 형편없는 놈에서
완전한 존재가 되는 기분이었지

 

테레사 수녀가
손길을 내민것 같았어

 

그녀는 정말 테레사 같았어

 

그녀의 움직임...

 

그녀의 웃음...

 

- 도와드릴까요?
- 아뇨

 

금방 돌아올께요

 

토마토와 양파를 곁들인
파스타를 만들었다니까

 

테레사 수녀도
즐겨 만든 요리라는데

 

토마토와 양파를 곁들인
파스타예요

 

뭐죠?

 

아무것도 아니에요

 

고양이가 쓰레기통에
들어가는 소리겠죠

 

- 빵 드실래요?
- 고마워요

 

유니폼은 안 입으시네요?

 

사복 경찰입니다

 

가끔은 입기도 하죠

 

잘 어울리실 것 같은데

 

강아지와 같은 미소를
얼굴에서 지울수가 없었네

 

정말 행복했어

 

그녀 때문에 직장도 잃었고

 

집도 잃었고...

 

2명의 살인에 대해
공범이 되었다구요

 

쉿!

 

그래도
그녀 생각을 지울 수 없었어요

 

비록 거기 접근하면 안되었지만

 

그녀를 지켜 볼 수 없다는 건
아니었으니까요

 

그런데.. 그녀가 나를
궁지로 몰아넣은 일이 생긴거죠

 

뭔가 해야겠다고 느끼게 되었죠

 

내게 남은
최소한의 것을 지키기 위한

 

뭔가 극적인 행동을...

 

1만 달러는 준비됐소

 

빙고 영업장으로요?

 

그래

 

암호는

 

"비가 올 것 같군요" 라고 말하면...

 

암호를 정했죠

 

제가 "비가 올 것 같군요"
라고 말하면...

 

그 얘긴 내가 알고 있는거 잖나

 

그렇죠

 

그러니까...
랜디의 여자친구와 잤다구요?!

 

그에게 보상을 안했다고
볼 수도 없죠

 

그가 전화해서
만달러가 필요하다길래

 

무료 상담을 해 줬죠

 

어머니 집을 담보로 돈을
빌리는 방법을 알려줬거든요

 

논점에서 벗어나고 있군요

 

사촌동생의 여자친구와 자고 나서
어떤 기분이 들었나요?

 

사실 그놈은 사촌도 아닙니다.

 

제 아저씨의
부인의 동생의 아들이예요

 

혈연관계가 있다고 보기도 어렵죠

 

법적 자문을 요청한 이후
그녀가 또 전화 했었나요?

 

아니요
전 그냥 기다렸습니다

 

절 애타게 만들더군요

 

전 그녀에게 법적 조언을 주고 싶어
죽을 지경이었죠

 

그녀에게 점점 더 빠져들게 되었죠

 

그렉에 관해 물어볼께 있다고
형사가 찾아왔는데요

 

그래

 

감사합니다

 

지저분해서 죄송합니다

 

사무실을 옮기는 중이라

 

그렉 스프레들링과 가까우셨나요?

 

별로요

 

한 4, 5년 같이 근무했죠

 

함께 승진했던데요, 그렇죠?

 

그렇진 않죠

 

그렉은 좋은 사람이었지만

 

죽은 사람에게
불손하려는 건 아니지만...

 

사실 이사라고 볼순 없었죠

 

제가 누구와 이야길 하던

 

그녀는 항상 제 마음속에 있었어요

 

우리 수사에 도움이 될 만한
정보가 있을까요?

 

뭔가 비싼 댓가를
치룬건지도 모르죠

 

무슨일이 있었을지 어떻게 알겠어요?

 

가죽옷을 입고
있었을 수도 있고...

 

손발이 묶였다던지...

 

표쪽한 게 달린 목걸이하고...

 

채찍질을 당했다던지...

 

정말 변태적인 일이 있었을지도...

 

무슨 얘긴진 아시겠죠?

 

아뇨

 

그녀땜에 그렇게 망가진 겁니다

 

살인사건으로 취조를 받는 중에도

 

그녀 생각밖에 할 수 없었던거죠

 

- 채찍질하구요?
- 그렇죠

 

그 날 그녀를 찾아간
또 다른 이유가 있었지

 

사건 현장에서 발견된 발자국이

 

콘버스 올스타 운동화였네

 

그녀의 남자친구가 신던 것이지

 

그가 거기에 있었다면

 

그녀도 현장에 있었을지
모른다는 생각을 했네

 

그녀의 지문조회를 의뢰하고
노심초사 했는데

 

불행히도, 사건 현장에 있던 것과
일치했었네

 

그 쓰레기 같은놈이...

 

그녀를 끌어 들인거겠지

 

난 그녀를 살인 사건 수사에
연루시킬 의도는 없었네

 

그녀가 아무 상관이 없다는 걸
알았으니까

 

물어볼게 있습니다

 

집에서요
밖에서요?

 

윈필드가에서
절도 사건이 있었습니다

 

살인 사건이죠

 

자신이 무고하다는걸 납득시키던가?

 

완전히 수긍하게 만들었지...

 

그건 기적이었어!

 

섹스?!

 

그녀와?

 

정말 환상적이었어

 

아니...
내가 도움이 되기 위해선

 

모든 걸 알아야 하네

 

진행 상황을
좀 자세하게 설명해줘봐

 

말 했잖아

 

그래. 그런데...

 

단지... 좀...

 

이래선 안되는데...

 

괜찮아요
제가 원했어요

 

랜디를 체포하실 건가요?

 

이미 체포 영장은 있어

 

그놈 차가... 도난 차량이더군

 

거기에 살인죄가 더해지면

 

아주 오랫동안
그놈을 볼 수 없을거야

 

그럼 전 집을 가지게 되는거군요

 

이게...

 

이게 제게 남은 전부예요

 

뭐 이런 여자가 다 있는거죠?

 

멋진 시계가 있잖나

 

이게 있다고 뭐 달라질 게 있나요?

 

하지만 죽이는건데

 

여기 돈이요
받으세요

 

- 받으세요
- 쉿!

 

이봐... 천천히...

 

파란색 지오 매트로 차량

 

번호판 87KP03 차량 주인은
데스크로 연락바랍니다

 

저건 내 찬데?

 

무슨 일인지
짐작가는게 있나?

 

아니요

 

그녀가 차를 어디서 구했을거 같나?

 

- 훔쳤다구요?
- 그렇지

 

훔친 차를 주다니...

 

여자란 우리가 생각하는것 보다
훨씬 미묘한 존재라네

 

자. 나가자구

 

경찰관이 업무를 끝내는대로
게임 다시 시작합니다

 

당신 차 아닙니까?

 

저 똥차?

 

경관, 날 뭘로 보는거요?

 

사실대로 말하자면

 

그녀가 다른 여자들보다
특별히 나쁘다곤 할 수 없네

 

하지만 할꺼죠?

 

비즈니스는 비즈니스니까

 

무슨 생각해?

 

무슨 생각을 하냐면...

 

우리의 육체는
유혹에 약하지만...

 

우리에겐 관대한
하느님이 있다는거지

 

증거물을 없애 버렸네

 

찰리,
넌 행복해질 자격이 있어

 

아름다운 여자가
남자에게 줄 수 있는...

 

그런 행복말이야...

 

오...

 

그래요
난 훌륭한 직장이 있습니다

 

훌륭한 사무실,
훌륭한 가족두요

 

그리고 훌륭한 집도

 

그런것들이 당신에게
어떤 의미가 있죠?

 

공허함이요

 

공허할 뿐이예요

 

누가 알겠어요
여기 35살 먹은 사람이 있습니다

 

제가 이곳을 나가다가
트럭에 치어 죽을지 어떻게 알아요?

 

그렇게 살고 싶진 않아요

 

뭔가 느끼며 살고 싶다구요

 

그럼 전 하늘을 보고

 

그럼 전 하늘을 보고
"하느님 감사합니다" 하고 외치겠어요

 

그러고 나면
트럭에 치어 죽어도 좋아요

 

그러던 중에 이 여자를 만났고

 

그녀는 정말...

 

고마워요

 

미안해요

 

그 여자를 다시 만나 볼
생각은 했나요?

 

그래야 할까요?

 

시간 다 됐습니다

 

뭐요?

 

시간 다 됐다구요

 

농담이겠죠?

 

- 농담하세요?
- 예약시간 끝났어요

 

그녀를 만나야 할까요?
그것만 말해줘요!

 

여기예요?

 

어디인가는 중요하지 않아

 

그녀가 없는 곳이라는게 중요하지

 

체크인하고
자네 알리바이를 만들라구

 

상점 점원, 웨이트레스들하고
얘기도 좀 하고

 

- 전화카드 있나?
- 예

 

장거리 전화도 좀 걸고 말야

 

여기 며칠동안 있었다는 걸
증명할 수 있는 행동을 하면 되네

 

- 알겠나?
- 네

 

급하긴...
이제 돈을 줘야지

 

아, 예...

 

여기 있어요
만달러입니다

 

안 세어 보세요?

 

그렇지

 

절 믿으세요?

 

설마 속이겠어? 난 킬러라구

 

그렇겠네요

 

7시까지 전화를 하지

 

절 나쁘다고 생각하세요?

 

안녕하세요

 

향수 뿌려 보시겠어요?

 

- 안녕하...
- 됐어요

 

향수 뿌려 보시겠어요?

 

됐소

 

여보세요?

 

형, 나 랜디야

 

지금 너 예길
누군가한테 하던 중인데...

 

음... 잘 지내나?

 

완전 엉망은 아니지

 

여기 콜린스빌이야

 

쥬얼하고 잠시 헤어져 생각할
시간이 필요한것 같아서

 

오...

 

그러니까... 너 혼자 간거야?

 

그렇지

 

그럼 그녀는 집에 있겠네

 

완전히 혼자?

 

쥬얼하고 문제가 좀 있었어

 

좋아. 아무 생각 말고
며칠 푹 쉬라구

 

그럼 다 해결될 거야

 

- 정말 그럴까?
- 물론이지!

 

그래

 

꼼짝말구 거기 있으라구

 

혼자 이신가요?
상처 받으셨어요?

 

우연히 사랑에 빠지게 되었다가

 

잘못되어 버린 것이군요

 

너무 멀리 가버린건 아닌지
걱정되십니까?

 

누군가를 영원히
잃게되려는 순간이군요

 

통계에 의하면 97%의 남성이

 

깊은 감정의 고통을 겪는다는군요

 

그렇다면 당신에게 말합니다!

 

그 사람을 잃지 마세요
행동하십시오!

 

이 힘든시기에 당신을 도와드릴

 

우리의 심리 전문가와 상담하십시오

 

소중한 사람을 잃지 마세요!

 

당장 전화를 들고

 

당신의 보석을
다시 돌려 받으십시오!

 

내일이면 늦습니다...

 

지금 EPS로 전화하세요!
1분도 지체하지 마십시오

 

이봐 뭐야!?

 

이봐!

 

이봐!

 

아니 애들 바꿔줄 필요는 없는데
그냥 당신이 말하지?

 

그러지 말라구

 

이러지 마
안녕, 얘야!

 

음. 아니
아빠 지금 못가지

 

무슨 말이야?

 

개가 집을 나갔다니?

 

목끈은 어쩌고?

 

그래, 아빠 지금 바빠

 

끊는다

 

그래, 얘야

 

화장품 코너요

 

화장품 코너요!

 

잘가

 

남의 집에 이렇게
무단 침입하시면 안되죠!

 

손들어

 

실수하시는 겁니다

 

수색 영장이 있어야죠

 

난 변호사입니다

 

저는 미국에서 2번째로
큰 법률회사의 이사라구요

 

그래. 거기서 만났잖아

 

수색 영장이 있어야 한다구요

 

여긴 내 여자친구 집이오!

 

무슨 소리요
여긴 랜디네 집인데

 

제 사촌이죠

 

- 그놈이 당신 사촌?
- 그래요

 

그리고 그의 변호사로써

 

당신과 세인트루이스 경찰서
전체를 고소해 버릴 수 있소

 

글쎄, 그건 아마도 그렉의 살인
재판을 받고 난 후가 되겠지

 

뭐요?!

 

당신 미쳤소?

 

다른 사람보고 미쳤다고 하기 전에
거울이나 보고 그런소리 하라구

 

옷이나 입어
체포한다

 

무슨 죄로요?

 

살인 죄지

 

당신과 그렉은
회사에서 경쟁 관계였지

 

그래서 당신과...

 

당신의 근친상간 게이 파트너가
죽인 거 아닌가

 

뭐라구요? 아니예요

 

우선, 난 게이가 아닙니다

 

그럼 그 의상은 뭐야?

 

난 결혼했구요
아이도 두 명 있습니다

 

하 하!

 

절대 게이가 아니라구요

 

사촌동생의 여자친구와
자려고 여기 온거예요

 

당장 쏴버려야 겠군

 

사실 제 사촌도 아니라구요

 

아저씨의 부인의 동생의 아들이예요

 

그만해!

 

이봐요!

 

꼼짝마!
꼼짝마!!!

 

당신 실수하는 거야

 

조심하는게 좋을 걸
난 변호사라구

 

숙여!

 

당신 지금
엄청난 실수 하는거요!

 

- 닥쳐!
- 욱!!!

 

그녀가 왔나봐요

 

어떻게 된건지
정리해 줄 거요

 

여기서 뭐하는거야?!

 

칼
...

 

무슨일이야?

 

보기완 달라

 

왜 그런 옷을?

 

당신이 모르긴 왜 몰라

 

그러고 있는 건
당신인데요

 

공적 경찰업무 수행중이오

 

칼, 여긴 왠 일이야?!

 

쥬얼은?

 

그래. 쥬얼하곤 한번뿐이었어
믿어줘

 

한번이라니?

 

당신같은 사람하고
그럴리가 없어

 

당신이겠지
쥬얼의 "남자친구"

 

믿어지니?
자기가 쥬얼의 남자친구란다

 

경고한다

 

어딨어요?!

 

금방 돌아 올거야!

 

내가 이런 옷을 왜 입었다고 생각해요?
할로윈 축제 땜에?

 

변태 사촌동생때문에 그런거 아냐

 

그녀를 찾아야 해요!

 

당신은 접근 금지 명령을 어겼고
체포하겠소

 

무슨 말인지 모르시는군요

 

누군가 그녀를
죽이러 오고 있다구요!

 

누가?

 

안돼

 

당신 호모들중 누가

 

내 동생을 죽인거지?

 

난 게이 아니예요

 

닥쳐!

 

내 동생 유타를 죽인 놈이
여기 산다고 들었다

 

그놈을 죽이기 전엔 못간다

 

자, 누구냐?

 

누구냐니까?

 

나... 나는 변호사요

 

당신과 동생이 매우
가까웠던 건 알겠어요

 

동생의 죽음에 대한 복수라...

 

정말 존경스러워요
누군들 안그러겠어요?

 

하지만 변호사로써...

 

뭐야?

 

뭐하고 있었는지
설명 좀 해주시겠어요

 

왜 내 집 창문을
들여다보고 있는거죠?

 

총 내놔요

 

이런 감각을 잃었군

 

357구경인가요?

 

전 좀 터프한 이웃일 뿐입니다

 

쥬얼양

 

알아야 할 게 있습니다

 

저 사람들을 보세요

 

하지만, 그건 불법행위입니다

 

우리 세명을 다 죽인다면

 

아마 삼진아웃제에 걸려서

 

복역기간이 대단히 늘어날 겁니다

 

넌 짜증나게 한 죄로 죽인다

 

자, 내동생 유타를 죽인 놈은

 

앞으로 나와서
자신의 행동에 책임을 지기 바란다

 

안그러면 너희 모두를
죽일수 밖에 없어...

 

뭐야, 빌리지 피플 밴드인가

 

자 누가 얘기 좀...

 

해보시지!

 

아!!!!

 

아!

 

주여... 이런 복장으로
변사체로 발견되지 않게 하소서

 

아!!!!

 

저 아담한 집이 정말 그리울 거예요

 

무슨 말인지 알겠네요

 

저도 집을 며칠 떠나 있었더니

 

정말 집이 그리워 지는군요

 

집이 있으세요?

 

물론이죠
전 아주 가정적인 사람입니다

 

제가 젤 좋아하는 건
조용한 밤에

 

제 DVD로 영화를 보는거죠

 

DVD도 있어요?

 

일등급 홈씨어터 시스템을 갖추려면

 

DVD는 있어야죠

 

고칠 곳이 몇군데 있긴 해요

 

분수나 좀 들여 놓을까 생각중인데

 

갑시다

 

감사합니다! 하느님

 

And then things
started goin wrong

 

What' s this?

 

This is the place
where it all happens, baby.

 

Come on.

 

Mi casa,
es su casa

 

Greg! I thought we were
going out somewhere!

 

Why go out, baby?

 

We got it all right here!

 

Best sound system
you ever heard,

 

a little hot tub,
swimming pool...

 

The Gregster might even
break out his secret stash

 

of blow.

 

Uh, Greg...

 

Uh, I thought, uh...

 

Why don't we
Just drive for a little longer,

 

this car makes me so hot!

 

I ' ll leave the front door open
if you wanna follow me, okay?

 

Jewel :
Greg?

 

Score!

 

Oh, shit!

 

Greg?

 

Greg?

 

Greg!!!

 

Randy!

 

I had a feeling
you ' d find your way.

 

This is a nice house.

 

Too bad you ' re
such a shit.

 

Heh!

 

Greg:
A little dirty-talker.

 

Okay, okay,
come on, let's talk.

 

Why don't we go downstairs
and have a drink?

 

I have a better idea, baby.
Let's talk after.

 

Bitch!

 

Come on, baby,
come on!

 

Get off me!

 

Ha ha!

 

Bitch.

 

You like it a little rough, huh?

 

Oh, yeah, you wanna play?

 

We' ll play rough.

 

We' ll play very --

 

Ungh!

 

Oh, my God,
I don't believe this.

 

What is it with you?

 

Everywhere you go,
there's a dead guy.

 

Take the DVD.

 

Take the DVD!

 

I 'm not takin' the DVD.

 

Why not?

 

Well, I don't know,

 

it Just does n't seem right.

 

It was all right before?

 

Before there wasn't
a dead guy Iyin' on the floor.

 

Y'know, I never
saw a dead person till i met you.

 

The guy was
trying to rape me,

 

does that mean
anything to you?

 

Now take the DVD!

 

I 'm not takin' the DVD!

 

Don't you want to live
in the type of house

 

that has a first-rate
home entertainment center,

 

including a DVD?

 

I already got
his big-screen.

 

I don't see the difference
between taking his big-screen

 

or taking his DVD - -
I want that DVD.

 

'Cause the big-screen
is already down in the car.

 

Jewel :
I get all dressed up,

 

I get a friggin' shiner,

 

I don't get dinner,

 

and I don't get the DVD - -

 

Randy:
I didn't care about the TV,

 

I was Just doin this
to make Jewel happy

 

But you didn't
take the DVD.

 

TV: A local attorney
was found slain this morning...

 

Jewel :
I do not believe we were in that
gazillion-dollar house

 

and we didn't end up
with a thing.

 

Did you forget
about the dead guy on the floor?

 

No, I did not forget about
the dead guy on the floor,

 

but we're not
talking about him right now,

 

we're talking about the dead guy
on the floor's stuff,

 

and he had a lot of stuff,
stuff we could have taken

 

if you weren't such a chickens hit.

 

What's that?

 

So now
I 'm a chicken shit, is that it?

 

Yes, I believe that's
the technical term for what you are.

 

Yeah, well,
I 'd rather be a chicken shit

 

than whatever
the hell is it that you are.

 

I 'm the woman
living with the chicken shit.

 

Not for long.

 

Yeah, not for long,
that's right,

 

because I need a real man,
someone I can count on,

 

not a chicken shit like you.

 

Ah, good, company.

 

TV :
Thus far, police have no leads...

 

It's that cop!

 

Aren't you glad we don't have

 

a lot of stolen stuff
Iyin' around now?

 

You're a genius.

 

- Hi.
- Morning.

 

Thought you'd wanna know

 

we closed the investigation
on the shooting at McCool 's,

 

no charges will be filed.

 

We're gonna let you slide
on the unregistered gun

 

'cause it was self-defense.

 

Thanks.

 

Everything okay, ma'am?

 

Yeah. Sure.

 

Those are some
pretty nasty bruises.

 

Huh?

 

Oh yeah, she - -
had an accident.

 

Accident?

 

Would you mind if I
talk to her for a minute?

 

Sure.

 

Alone?

 

Okay.

 

At the time, I was glad
Jewel was gonna talk to him

 

She knew how to
handle the cops,

 

what to say
to get rid of em

 

She was good that way

 

Whatever happened in there,

 

she doesn't want
to talk about it.

 

That's 'cause
nothing happened.

 

What we do in these
domestic violence situations

 

is ask you to
vacate the premises.

 

What domestic violence?!

 

I will go to a Judge who will
issue a restraining order

 

which means you are not
allowed on this property - -

 

This is my house!

 

Or within 100 yards of your wife
until this matter is settled.

 

She's not my wife!

 

That's too bad - -
you'd have more rights if she were.

 

You expect me to
Just walk away?

 

If you don't, I 'm afraid
I 'm gonna have to arrest you.

 

You can't be serious!

 

This- - this--
can't I Just talk to her?

 

I don't think that would
be wise at this time, sir.

 

Whatever she told you,
she's-- she--

 

It's not true,

 

y'know, okay?

 

Hey, Jewel, honey,
could you come out here, please?

 

I could still book you
on the unregistered gun.

 

Hun!

 

Jewel!

 

Would you be kind enough
to tell the police officer

 

that I didn't hit you!

 

Would you please
tell the officer

 

that I didn't
do anything to you?

 

Don't make me
use force, sir.

 

Jewel!

 

Jewel!

 

Randy:
I couldn't believe it

 

I was so pissed at her
I thought I was gonna explode

 

Well, I gotta admit,
she's not perfect.

 

Not perfect?!

 

Charlie:
She's like this pure, delicate flower,

 

I Just wanted
to protect her.

 

- But, uh, she was
living with another man.

 

- That piece of slime?
he didn't deserve her.

 

And you did?

 

I don't know.

 

Oh, Charlie.

 

I was totally
cons umed by her.

 

My every thought
was of her.

 

I was walkin' around in a haze.

 

People talked to me,

 

but I didn't hear
what they were saying

 

Cop:
Gregory Potter Spradling.

 

A lawyer at
Ragsdale, Hersch & Klein.

 

What did he do?

 

" Do"?

 

For a living.

 

Lawyer. Ragsdale,
Hersch & Klein.

 

- It doesn't
make sense.

 

Why would you go
to all the trouble

 

of stealing a big-screen TV
and leave a DVD behind?

 

Poor guy

 

The only thing
goin through my head

 

was her

 

Everything okay, ma'am?

 

Yeah. Sure.

 

Those are some
pretty nasty bruises.

 

Would you mind if I
spoke to her for a minute?

 

Knock yourself out.

 

Charlie, what is it?

 

Why would God fill me
with this desire

 

If I wasn't
meant to be with her?

 

Sometimes some time apart
is the best thing.

 

I could arrange that.

 

Would I get to
stay in the house?

 

A temporary
restraining order

 

would keephim way
for...90 days.

 

But permanently?

 

You'd have to get a lawyer.

 

Do you know one?

 

Yeah. I know one.

 

She called you?

 

Yes- - I didn't call her.

 

She tells me things
are going badly with Randy,

 

so I thought
maybe I could helpher out

 

and introduce her to
one of the guys in my office.

 

In fact, I did, I once introduced her
to this other attorney,

 

Greg, who ' s this...

 

...guy who was murdered.

 

Anyway, she Just knew
that Karen and I were having problems.

 

Were you?

 

Yes, you could say that.

 

Sexual problems?

 

Hey, you know...

 

Okay, if you want
to label it, yeah.

 

But I 'm not saying
it's Karen's fault.

 

Was it your fault?

 

Maybe it was
Karen's fault.

 

Was there sex between
you and this woman?

 

Yes.

 

You want it now,
lawyer boy?

 

- Yes! Yes, please!

 

Oh, my God!

 

Oh, my God!

 

Oh, my God!

 

What happened there?

 

Wh-why'd we stop?

 

What?

 

I need to ask you
for a favor.

 

Anything at all - -
anything!

 

Um -hmm, um -hmm.

 

I 'm gonna need
some legal advice soon.

 

You got it!

 

You got it.

 

You aren't Just saying that?
- You got it.

 

You want this?
You like it?

 

Can you helpme?

 

Anything!
- Say it!

 

I will give you
legal advice.

 

Say it!
- I will give you legal advice!

 

- Say... it!!!

 

I 'm saying, I will give you
legal advice.

 

Yeah?
- Whooah!

 

-She whipped you?
- Yes.

 

With a whip?
- Yes.

 

And you en Joyed it?

 

Yes.

 

Charlie
I spent so much time

 

going by her house,

 

ifyou didn't know
my intentions were pure

 

you d think I was stalking her

 

Hello.

 

Hi.

 

I looked for any excuse
to go see her

 

I spoke to
a friend of mine

 

about helping you
with keeping the house.

 

Oh, good. Thanks.

 

I, uh, I Just

 

wish I had known
a bit sooner.

 

See, I already sort of contacted
this other lawyer.

 

Well, if you'd
rather use him - -

 

It's Just that I 'm not sure if I can
get my retainer back.

 

Well, lawyers- -

 

They' ll always try to
find a way to screw you.

 

Yeah.

 

Well, I-I better --

 

I, uh --
- Yeah?

 

I was making
some supper...

 

If you'd like to...

 

It's nothing special.

 

Surely this was
the hand of God.

 

How do you mean, Charlie?

 

In an instant I was transformed
from a broken man, made whole.

 

It was like Theresa
had been brought back to me

 

She even looked like Theresa - -

 

The way she moved,

 

The way she smiled

 

♪ Her skin is like velvet ♪

 

♪ Her face cut from stone ♪

 

♪ Her eyes when
she's smiling... ♪

 

Can I helpyou with that?
- No thanks.

 

I ' ll be right back.

 

She even made linguini
with tomatoes and onions

 

Iike Theresa used to

 

Linguini with
tomatoes and onions.

 

Jeez.

 

What's that?

 

Oh - - Nothing.

 

Probably Just a cat
got into the garbage.

 

Bread?
- Thanks.

 

How come you never
wear a uniform?

 

I 'm a detective.

 

Sometimes I do,
it depends.

 

I bet you look
real good in it.

 

I couldn't wipe
the goofy smile off my face

 

I was so happy

 

Because of her
I lost my Job,

 

I lost my house,

 

I 'm an accessory
in not only one, but two murders.

 

- Shh!

 

Randy:
I couldn't stopthinking about her

 

Okay, maybe I wasn t
allowed on the property,

 

but that didn't mean I couldn t
keepan eye on her

 

And then

 

she did something
that sent me over the edge

 

I knew I had to
do something

 

something drastic
to salvage

 

what little I had left

 

I got the ten thousand.

 

Bingo parlor, right?

 

Burmeister:
Yeah.

 

The code is,

 

I say, " It looks like we might
get some rain"...

 

We came upwith a code.

 

I said, "Looks like
we might get some rain" - -

 

Yeah, yeah,
I know this part.

 

Yeah, right.

 

You slept with
Randy's girlfriend?!

 

I mean, it's not like
I never did anything for him.

 

He called and he
needed ten grand,

 

so I advised him for free,

 

I advised him
how he could borrow

 

against that old crappy house
his mom left him.

 

You're missing the point.

 

How did you feel after you slept
with your cousin's girlfriend?

 

He's not even a cousin, really,

 

He's my uncle's wife's brother's kid.

 

So he's not a blood relative
or anything.

 

Did she ever call
and ask for legal advice?

 

No. No. I keepwaiting.

 

It's like she's teasing me.

 

I 'm dying to give her legal advice.

 

I Just seem to be thinking
about her more and more

 

Woman:
Excuse me.

 

There's a police detective
here to see you about Greg.

 

Sure.

 

Thanks.

 

- Sorry about the mess,

 

I 'm in the middle
of changing offices.

 

How well did you know
Greg Spradling?

 

Uh, not that well,

 

we worked here for
the last four or five years.

 

You were both upfor the same promotion,
weren't you?

 

No, not - -

 

Not really.

 

Greg was a good guy - -

 

No disrespect for the dead - -

 

Not really partner material.

 

So no matter who
I ' m talking to,

 

she's Just - -
she's on my mind.

 

Can you think of anything
that might be useful to us

 

in our investigation?

 

Sounds to me like he
picked upsome rough trade.

 

Who knows what happened?

 

There could have been...

 

... Ieather.

 

There could have been
some bondage...

 

Maybe those spiky things...

 

Maybe some whipping.

 

Could have been pretty kinky.

 

But we all know
what that's like, right?

 

No sir, I don't.

 

That's how much
she messed me up.

 

I mean, I 'm being
investigated for a murder,

 

and all I can
think about is her.

 

And the whip?
- Yes.

 

There was another reason
I went to see her that day.

 

Something had come up
at work

 

The shoeprints we found
on Winfield road

 

turned out to be
Converse All -Stars,

 

the same brand
the boyfriend wore

 

And if he was there,

 

there was a chance
she might have been

 

I had the same sick feeling
in my stomach

 

that I had when I was
waiting for The results

 

to come back from the lab
at the hospital

 

Unfortunately, her print did
match one at the murder site

 

That scum,
that boyfriend of hers

 

There ' s no telling
what he forced her to do

 

before I came along - -
I wasn 't going to let her

 

get dragged into
a murder investigation

 

I knew she had
nothing to do with it

 

There ' s something
I have to ask you.

 

Is it an inside question
or an outside question?

 

There was a burglary last week
on Winfield Road.

 

A man was killed.

 

- Was she able
to convince you

 

that she didn't have anything
to do with it?

 

She was very convincing

 

It was a miracle!

 

♪ The way you move ♪

 

♪ Your sexy body ♪

 

♪ It makes we want
to get to know you ♪

 

♪ A little bit better. ♪

 

Sex?!

 

Oh - -

 

There was sex?

 

God helpme,
It was wonderful.

 

No, for me to helpyou,

 

I -I need to
hear everything.

 

See, you have to
tell me all about

 

the-the-various acts
of physical congress between - -

 

- I already told you that.

 

Okay, no, that's fine,

 

I 'm not- - it doesn't- -

 

I shouldn't
have done that.

 

It's okay,
I wanted to.

 

Are you going to
arrest Randy?

 

I 've got a warrant
out for him now.

 

That car he's driving
is stolen.

 

Add a murder charge to that

 

and you won't see him for a long time.

 

So I ' ll get to keepthe house.

 

This...

 

This is all I have left.

 

How not perfect
can one woman be?

 

Aces in the boink department.

 

Got yourself
a snazzy new watch.

 

Like this is supposed
to make everything better?

 

But you gotta admit,
that' s a beaut.

 

Here ' s the money,
Just take it.

 

Take it. Take it!
- Shh!

 

Kid - - easy, easy.

 

Would the owner of
a blue Geo Metro

 

Missouri license plates
87KP03 please report

 

to the front desk.

 

Is that my car?

 

You got any idea
what they want?

 

No.

 

Is there any possibility
that she might have - -

 

Stolen?
- Yeah.

 

Bingo lady:
I want to remind everyone

 

that Saturday is " Hawaiian night."

 

She gave me a stolen car.

 

Women are much more complicated
than we think they are.

 

C'mon, let's
get out of here.

 

Announcer:
We' ll get back to the game

 

as soon as the troopers
finish their business.

 

Cop:
Sir, is this your car?

 

Burmeister:
That piece of shit?

 

Officer, what do
I look like?

 

You know,
to tell you the truth,

 

she doesn't sound worse
than most of 'em.

 

- But you' ll
do it, right?

 

Business is business.

 

♪ A wanted man in Mississippi ♪

 

♪ A wanted man in old Cheyenne ♪

 

♪ Wherever you might look tonight ♪

 

♪ You might see this wanted man ♪ ♪

 

What do you think?

 

Oh, what do I think?

 

Oh, the flesh is weak...

 

But ours is a forgiving God.

 

But I destroyed evidence

 

I withheld information
for a murder investigation

 

- Charlie, look - -

 

You deserve some happiness.

 

The kind of happiness that a...

 

...a good woman can bring a man.

 

Oh...

 

Yes, I have this great Job

 

and this great office
and this great family

 

and this great house - -

 

How does this
make you feel?

 

Empty.

 

I feel nothing.

 

And who knows,
it happened so fast.

 

I mean, here's this guy
in my office - -

 

- - what is he,
thirty-five years old - -

 

and he goes like that.

 

I could walk out
of your office

 

and get hit by a truck.

 

I don't want to live like that anymore.

 

Let me Just feel something, anything,

 

and then I will look up
and I will say,

 

"Thank you, God.
Thank you for that gift."

 

And...then if the truck
wants to get me, then okay.

 

And then I meet this woman.

 

She makes me feel...

 

Thank you.

 

Oh...

 

I 'm sorry.

 

- Have you acted on your desire
to see this woman again?

 

Do you think I should?

 

Time's up.

 

What?

 

Sorry, time's up.

 

What, are you kidding me?

 

Are you Joking?
- Your time's up.

 

Do you think I should see her?
Just tell me that!

 

♪ A wanted man in California ♪

 

♪ A wanted man in Buffalo ♪

 

♪ A wanted man
in Kansas City... ♪

 

So this is it, huh?

 

Could be Boise or Boston.

 

Point is, she ain't
anywhere around.

 

Check in, you get yourself known.

 

Go out, talk to the clerks in stores,
waitresses, the works.

 

You got a calling card?
- Yeah.

 

Make some long distance calls.

 

Anything to prove you've
been here for a couple of days.

 

Awright?
- Gotcha.

 

Not so fast, Slick.

 

Now I ' ll take the money.

 

Oh, yeah.

 

There it is.
Ten thousand dollars.

 

You're not gonna count it?

 

Nah.

 

You trust me?

 

No. But I do kill people.

 

Right.

 

I ' ll be callin' by seven.

 

You think I 'm a bad person?

 

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

 

Would you like to
try our new fragrance?

 

Good after - -

 

- No thanks.

 

Hi sir. Would you like
to try our new fragrance?

 

No thanks.

 

Yeah?

 

Hey buddy, It's me, Randy.

 

- Hey, I was Just talkin'
to somebody about you.

 

What, uh, what's up?

 

- Not a whole hell of a lot.

 

I 'm Just here in Collinsville.

 

Jewel and I needed a little time
away from each other.

 

Oh...

 

So, uh, so she didn't go with you?

 

- No, man.

 

So she's-- She's home,

 

she's all by herself now?

 

Jewel and I had a little bit of a tiff.

 

Good. Spend a coupla days away
and let things cool off.

 

And you know what?
Thing's will work out fine.

 

Do you really think so?
- Absolutely!

 

Okay.

 

Stay there! Okay.

 

TV :
Are you all alone?
Are you heartbroken?

 

Did something happen
to the romance?

 

Did things get out of hand,

 

and now you ' re afraid
they've gone too far?

 

Are you about to lose
that someone special forever?

 

If you are one of the
97 out of 100 men

 

who surveys tell us
suffer deepemotional pains,

 

then I am talking to you!

 

Don 't lose that someone - -
Act now!

 

We have psychics trained
and standing by

 

to helpyou through this difficult period.

 

Don't lose that special someone!

 

Pick upthe phone

 

and bring the Jewel back into your life!

 

Tomorrow may be too late...

 

Call EPS now!
Don't waste another minute!

 

Man:
Hey! What are you doing!?

 

Garbage man:
Hey!

 

Come on!

 

Carl :
♪ When love comes
rollin' upyour way ♪

 

♪ Open up
and let that breeze blow ♪

 

♪ 'Cause today's
your lucky day ♪

 

No, I don't want
to talk to the kids.

 

Can you Just tell them?

 

Don't-don't put them on.

 

You don't have to - -
Hi, Sweetie!

 

Um, ah, no.
Daddy's not gonna be home.

 

What do you mean?

 

Well, how did the dog get out?

 

Well, where's his leash?

 

Okay, Daddy's gotta --

 

Daddy's gotta go.

 

- Dad, don't --
Okay, Sweetheart.

 

Cosmetic department, please.

 

Cosmetic department!

 

Bye.

 

you can't Just
barge into somebody's house!

 

Keepyour hands up, Scummo.

 

You are in big trouble.

 

You need a search warrant.

 

I happen to be an attorney.

 

I Just made partner

 

at the second-largest
law firm in the state.

 

That's where
I 've seen you before.

 

You need
a search warrant.

 

This is my
girlfriend's house!

 

Bullshit! This is
Randy Weltzer's house.

 

He happens to be
my cousin.

 

He's your cousin?
- Yes.

 

And as his attorney,
I can assure you

 

that he will be
filing a suit against you

 

and the entire
St. Louis Police Department.

 

Well, I guess it' ll be
right after he stands trial

 

for the murder of your former associate
Gregory Spradling.

 

Wh-what?!

 

Are you crazy?

 

Mister, you better take a good long
look in the mirror

 

before you call
somebody else crazy.

 

Get your clothes on.
I ' m takin' you in.

 

Okay, um, for what?

 

For murder.

 

You and Spradling were in competition
for the same position.

 

So you and your...

 

...gay incestuous lover
killed him.

 

What?! No- -

 

First of all, I am not gay.

 

Interesting choice of wardrobe, then.

 

I 'm married, with two kids.

 

Ha ha!

 

I 'm so not gay,

 

I 'm here to fuck
my cousin's girlfriend.

 

I oughta shoot you
right now.

 

He's not really my cousin,

 

he's my uncle's wife's
brother's kid.

 

That's enough!

 

- Come on, hey!

 

Freeze!
Freeze!!!

 

You're making
a very big mistake.

 

You better watch it, buddy,
I am an attorney!

 

Get down!

 

You're making
a very serious mistake!

 

Shut up!
- Ungh!!!

 

Un!!! You're
in big trouble!

 

Carl :
Okay, here she is.

 

She' ll clear up
this whole thing.

 

What are you
doing here?!

 

Uh, Carl...

 

What's goin' on?

 

It's not what
it looks like.

 

Why are you
wearing that?

 

Like you don't know.

 

Hey, I 'm not the one

 

who's got him
bent over the table.

 

This is official
police business.

 

Carl, what are you
doing here?!

 

Where is Jewel?

 

It was Just that one time
with me and Jewel, I swear.

 

What do you mean,
one time?

 

You're Iyin'.
She never let you touch her.

 

Yeah, not like you,
her "boyfriend."

 

Do you believe that?
He calls himself Jewel 's boyfriend!

 

I 'm warning you.

 

Where is she?!

 

I was expecting her
here any minute!

 

Why do you think I 'm dressed like this,
for Halloween?

 

You're dressed like that
because your perverted cousin - -

 

Wait a minute.
We gotta find her!

 

You are violating a restraining order
and are under arrest!

 

You don 't understand.

 

Someone is coming here
to kill her!

 

Him?

 

Huh?

 

No.

 

Which one of you homos

 

killed my brother?

 

I 'm not gay - -

 

Shut up!

 

I understand the man
that killed my brother, Utah,

 

he lives here.

 

And I 'm not leaving
'till I kill him.

 

Now, which one of you was it?

 

I said, which one of you

 

was it!?

 

I-I-I 'm an attorney.

 

I 'm sure you and your brother
were very close - - that's good.

 

Avenging his death,
wanting to avenge his death,

 

that's admirable,
who doesn't understand that?

 

But as a lawyer...

 

What the hell?

 

Jewel :
You want to explain to me

 

what you're doing

 

Iooking through
the window of my house?

 

Give me your gun.

 

I lost my dog, uh - -

 

he came off his leash.

 

And you need
a. 357 for that?

 

Well, it's
a rough neighborhood...

 

... Jewel.

 

You should know that.

 

Look at these guys.

 

Carl :
Legally, you're swimming

 

against the current here,

 

but you've got
think about the fact

 

that if you kill
all three of us,

 

you will be adding here,
and I 'm Just guessing,

 

a second and possibly
third strike

 

to your record.

 

Which would be
heading you

 

to some very serious prison time.

 

You I ' ll kill
Just for annoying me.

 

Now, I would appreciate

 

if the man that
killed my brother Utah

 

would stepforward
and take responsibility

 

for their actions,

 

or I will have
no other choice

 

than to kill all you daN...

 

...Village People!

 

Now...somebody

 

better damnwell

 

start talkin'!

 

Aaah!!!!

 

Aah!

 

Lord, please don't let them
find me in this outfit!

 

Aaahh!!!!

 

I 'm really gonna
miss that little house.

 

Yeah, I know
what you mean.

 

When I 'm on the road
a few days

 

I really
miss my place.

 

You have a house?

 

Oh, yeah --
I 'm a real homebody.

 

Nothin' I like better than stayin' home
on a quiet night

 

watchin' a good movie on my DVD.

 

You have a DVD?

 

If you're gonna have a first-rate
home entertainment center,

 

you gotta have a DVD.

 

Not that my place doesn't need
some fixin' up.

 

Hell, I was even thinking
about putting in a fountain.

 

Yeah.

 

Thank you, God!

 

♪ Y. M.C.A. ♪

 

♪ Y. M.C.A. ♪

 

♪ You can get yourself clean, ♪

 

♪ You can have a good meal, ♪

 

♪ You can do
whatever you feel ♪

 

♪ Young man ♪

 

♪ Are you listenin' to me? ♪

 

♪ I said, young man, ♪

 

♪ What do you want to be? ♪

 

♪ I said, young man ♪

 

♪ You can make real
your dreams ♪

 

♪ But you've got to ♪

 

♪ Know this one thing: ♪

 

♪ No man does it
all by himself... ♪ ♪

 

♪ She likes the attention ♪

 

♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up♪

 

♪ She can't stop
turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ And on and on
and on and on ♪

 

♪ She likes the attention ♪

 

♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up♪

 

♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ And on and on
And on and on ♪

 

♪ She could always
see through my hand, ♪

 

♪ Never was a fool
for my master plan ♪

 

♪ And though
I grew tired of the games ♪

 

♪ I would wait around
for my luck to change ♪

 

♪ Does she not make my heart
beat a little faster? ♪

 

♪ Doesn 't she move me
like a natural disaster? ♪

 

♪ She likes the attention ♪

 

♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up♪

 

♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ And on and on
and on and on ♪

 

♪ She likes the attention ♪

 

♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up♪

 

♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ And on and on
and on and on ♪

 

♪ She was always
leading me on ♪

 

♪ And I would hang around
till the break of dawn ♪

 

♪ Though I always
fell for the bait ♪

 

♪ I was Just a pawn
to manipulate ♪

 

♪ Does she not make my heart
beat a little faster? ♪

 

♪ Doesn 't she move me
like a natural disaster? ♪

 

♪ She likes the attention ♪

 

♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up♪

 

♪ She can't stop
turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ And on and on
and on and on ♪

 

♪ She likes the attention ♪

 

♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up♪

 

♪ She can't stop
turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ And on and on
and on and on ♪

 

♪ She likes the attention ♪

 

♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up♪

 

♪ She can't stop
turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ And on and on
and on and on. ♪

 

♪ She likes the attention ♪

 

♪ Not to menton
how the boys line up♪

 

♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ And on and on
and on and on ♪

 

♪ Turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ Turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ And on and on ♪

 

♪ Turnin' it on ♪

 

♪ Turnin' it on
and on and on... ♪ ♪